The Stupid Cow spilled Coffee
Clark has never been in a great mood. Ever since high school when he was picked on, bullied, and ultimately humilated by the girl of his dreams, Clark has had a nasty habit of shouting and calling those who offend him names. However, Clark has a unique ability he mostly manages to keep hidden. Mostly, that is, unless he just happens to lose composure.
Unfortunately for them, that is exactly what happens when a college couple stumbles into him accidentally at a coffee house one day. Melanie spills coffee on Clark and that is the last mistake the girl will make before Clark’s words change her from intelligent college beauty into stupid cow her redneck boyfriend decides to enjoy.
With an almost empty coffee house, Clark decides to enjoy the show and for once finds his mood actually picking up with just how much Melanie and her boyfriend enjoy what they become.